In recent weeks Norsky has completed his takeover of the cooker. Before this annexation there were indeed times and hours and nows and thens, you'd find him lying supine and spread eagle on the cooker, soundly asleep. But these days, he has turned the cooker into his sole base of operations. Why that is so, is hard to fathom. Your guess is as good as mine. But there is no question about it, it's a fait accompli!
Oftentimes, when he's lying on the cooker, he keeps activating the beeping sound, a kind of gentle alarm, designed to drive you away from the cooker. But Norsky seems to relish in his beeping powers, time and again he beeps, and the beeps keep on coming in a steady flow.
He has yet to put the heating plates on. It's probably only a question of when not if.
I have tried to remove him from the cooker time and again. It works, but only till the next time around.
As of late, I've tired of intervening. If Norsky so wishes, he can burn down the house. Go you a head, wee bugger, make my day!
