She can be as soft and dainty a feminine feline as she wanna be, but she can't hide away from the facts: Basically, she's just a carnivore, designed to hunt and tear into the flesh of smaller beings with her razor sharp teeth.
We suspect this subject is not the most widely discussed, nor the most appealing to all you cat lovers out there. It may even appear atrocious to some of you. Granted that might be the case, standing here today in front of you, on this day of redemption, we bring you all a message of hope and consolation: Cats are indeed armed with sharp teeth, and according to the second amendment, they are in their good right to carry them around!
Wimbelina is of course fully aware of her constitutional rights, so you are not likely to catch her off guard or unarmed. She may go to sleep, is true, and quite often at that, but she will never descend to the nether echelons of The Glasgow Coma Scale. Invariably she will retain a level of alertness to whatever might come. And when she does hear a sudden sound, she flaps open one of her ears and half a sleepy, greenish eye in order to make a quick risk assessment, before drifting back into
her happy hunting dream.
And she is always armed to her teeth...with her teeth...,and due to some dental anomaly, whenever her chin is pointing upwards, you can discern her left canine tooth protruding sweetly like a miniature elephant tooth.
One feels like touching this minuscule piece of ivory very gently, so adorable it is.
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