Thursday, December 10, 2015

Tie me up and bite me

This true story was related to me today by Ilanka:

" Less than a week ago, on Saturday, I've adopted a cat called Kika, but she's already residing deep in my heart. Listen to this: Tuesday evening I came out of the Cinematheque in downtown Herztlia and started walking homewards. Standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the pedestrian traffic light to turn green by the city center junction, I saw Kika standing on the opposite sidewalk. Rapidly I crossed the street and approached her, though the traffic light was still red. I managed to lift her up but then she fought me and bit me. I was forced to put her down again and she immediately buggered off. Right after that, I phoned my daughter, Shani, asking her to bring along the cat carrier because Kika had apparently escaped and was now trying to find her way back home on her own. Shani retorted that I must be off my head since Kika was sitting just next to her as we spake. I felt enormously relieved and resumed my walk homeward. I walked slowly because I was still weak after the struggle with the cat and the bites I've incurred. Upon reaching home, I called up a nurse at the health clinic to ask for her advise. She recommended me to get to the emergency room for an anti tetanus vaccine. And that's just what I did, homies. So now I know, Kika has a relative in downtown Hertzlia who looks just like her; someone you don't wanna mess with. Just saying."

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