The Glatze Licker

A Glatze Licker sounds pretty hardcore, not far from a Mother Fucker or a Pussy Eater and all them other ghetto words, straight outta Compton. But a Glatze Licker is in fact a concept quite harmles, one that doesn't need no X-rating. All it takes is a team of two, one who's a bald head and one who's a cat, for instance Norsky. The bald head could be mine. And Norsky may be sitting on the back of the couch, hovering over my head, so as to be able to go down on it and lick a patch of bald to his heart's content. What cay I say, peeps,  chacun son gout; chacun son gout.