The amazing story of Fluffy the norse

This week, we could read in the daily press that Fluffy, a fluffy feline from Norway, has been identified by her ear marking and delivered back to her owner after 13 years in absentia. We are very encouraged by this bigger than life yet true story. What was most touching was the epistemic hunger evinced by the owner after being reunited with her lost and found feline, Fluffy. So desperate was she to know, how Fluffy had spent the last thirteen years of her life, but Fluffy kept her silence on this matter. Perhaps as time goes by, Fluffy will open up a bit. Anyway, this story is also a reminder to all the missing cat owners out there, that the missing cat may show up most unexpectedly, one fine day. Don't lose sight of your own fluffy feline ferreting its way back towards you from a long walkabout in the wilderness or finally shattering the fetters of wicked captivity. Come home, you lot, we are waiting for you.